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So I've been throwing around some new nicknames for Shia LaBeouf. Feel free to use whichever one(s) you want. Unlike Daniel Clowes, I give you permission to steal this shit:
- Shia LeCunt
- Sheit LaBia
- Vagina DuhMonologue
- Shithead LezButtfuck
- Imafuckintheif LaBeouf
- Gaymenliketo LaBeoufMyBawls
- WhineyAssCryBaby LaWahWahWahGaggaPoop
- Skywriter LaDouche (Douche Skywriter works, too)
- Imahorribleactor LaBeouf
- Shindig LaBeefsteak
- Plagiarific McGoo
- Dipshit
- BumbleBeeLickedMy LaNutz
- IgetPaidWayTooMuchMoneytoActLikea LaTurd
- Gemini McFinkleSwagger
- AidsBurger InParadise (sorry, I stole that one)
- Shy ButtFluffer
- Crabby VonFahrvergnügen
- Pissy LaTinkleFeltcher
- ShitSquirting FaceFuck
- Count Gaylord
- Nicklebackislessgay LaBeouf
- Scrotum VonRumbleFungus
- Herpes McFlavorSaver
- Jerk Off