Sunday, January 19, 2014

Shia LaWhoGivesaFuck? (or 25 New Nicknames for Shia LaBeouf)

Image Credit: Alo Ceballos/FilmMagic


So I've been throwing around some new nicknames for Shia LaBeouf. Feel free to use whichever one(s) you want. Unlike Daniel Clowes, I give you permission to steal this shit:


  1. Shia LeCunt
  2. Sheit LaBia
  3. Vagina DuhMonologue
  4. Shithead LezButtfuck
  5. Imafuckintheif LaBeouf
  6. Gaymenliketo LaBeoufMyBawls
  7. WhineyAssCryBaby LaWahWahWahGaggaPoop
  8. Skywriter LaDouche (Douche Skywriter works, too)
  9. Imahorribleactor LaBeouf
  10. Shindig LaBeefsteak
  11. Plagiarific McGoo
  12. Dipshit
  13. BumbleBeeLickedMy LaNutz
  14. IgetPaidWayTooMuchMoneytoActLikea LaTurd
  15. Gemini McFinkleSwagger
  16. AidsBurger InParadise (sorry, I stole that one)
  17. Shy ButtFluffer
  18. Crabby VonFahrvergnügen
  19. Pissy LaTinkleFeltcher
  20. ShitSquirting FaceFuck
  21. Count Gaylord
  22. Nicklebackislessgay LaBeouf
  23. Scrotum VonRumbleFungus
  24. Herpes McFlavorSaver
  25. Jerk Off