Who Writes This Crap?

The dude who writes this drivel is Bryce Kain. Bryce is a 30-something (old) guy who uses this corner of the interwebs to shit out his thoughts until he’s filled with nothing but farts. Or vice versa. Something like that.

When he’s not crapping out a bLOG, he’s usually spending his time working on something with his band A Fallen Mind. Or trying to get his wife and kids to make him a sandwich. He lives in southern California, which is polite way of saying “I don’t want to tell you where I fucking live.” An atheist at birth, Bryce leans liberal in politics, hates guacamole, and has pretty much given up all hope in Christmas. He also has 2 dogs and two cats. Everything else is as trivial as Pat Robertson’s nutsack.

I love writing shit in the 3rd person.